Porn and Paranoia, the Internet Jihad Continues to Bore

Yawn. Marisa links to another appallingly designed and executed ‘jihadi’ blog, Ahazzbr Najdi [الهزبر النجدي], which she rightly denotes as having way too many ‘bouncing .gifs’; definitely ‘Jihadi Website Design Rule #1‘.  To show how desperate is the internet jihad, why on earth would you download 195Mb of video of a roadblock in what looks to be northeast Algeria? 13:22 of sheer boredom, and that’s just part one. Look for ‘security barriers trap apostates’. You’d think with that little to do the camera feller could at least hold the camera steady. Also, if you’re going to post a video for your pyjamahideen comrades, make sure that when you do haul the guy out of his van halfway through your epic take on brotherly resistance to local Arabs the Jews and Crusaders, at least get the snuff moment on film. I guess our AQIM friend was so busy whacking off at this point he forgot to aim his viewfinder at the victim. It’s OK though, there’s a loving close-up of the dead guy in the bushes later. Not quite the cumshot, but close enough. Then, after a hard day hassling innocent people going to market, our heroes trudge off into the scrub for some man-love sewing. I kid ye not.

Anyway, that wasn’t really my point about this blog. Levels of paranoia are so high with this individual – and, of course, he’s pretty standard in this respect – that most of the blog appears to be devoted to IP anonymisers and other masking methods. We have links to Tor, Freegate, Dynaweb, KeyScrambler, and general advice on how to thwart the evil browsing kuffar. Boring, boring, boring, boring. Why does anyone give these lame bastards the time of day?

Next up: why G20 ‘anarchists’ are idiots.